Meet Roxie….
Woah woah woah this is MY story and I believe I should be the one telling it
But I’m the one that’s supposed to be the all-mighty one in the sky like in most legacy blogs these days…
Well didn’t YOU just say that this wasn’t going to be your normal legacy?
OK! No need to shout I’ll shut up…Take it away maestro.
ANYWAYS…The name is Leighton, Roxie Leighton and I’m a PI.” (actually Roxie you’re an aspiring private investigator you haven’t exactly started just yet but continue)
Roxie Leighton, Private Investigator at your services.
I’ve recently moved to Twinbrook from the sleepy town of Sunset Valley in hopes of becoming an established PI. I was born to be a detective considering I’m a perceptive, computer wiz that loves to read and is slightly a perfectionist.
Don’t forget you’re also clumsy!
Alright! So I have one little flaw, I tend to be a bit clumsy and sometimes trip over my own two feet but no one’s perfect including YOU up there.
Point taken
After getting settled in my cozy 2 bedroom 1 bath house I decided to head to the library in hopes in getting hired for my first case.
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm...I have no clue why the X-Files theme song is stuck in my head but its catchy.
First things first, I got to improve my logic skills. No one wants to hire a PI that doesn’t know what she’s talking about. Plus using big words always makes one seem smarter.
Not if you use the wrong words
Feeling smarter already, I decided it was time to find my first case.
Finally! My first case! Holly Greenwood wants to hire me to do some cyber warfare. Ideally this will be a big case involving data theft and piracy, although I’m sure its just a forum quibble I need to settle. She decided to interview Ms Greenwood for the details.
Some days I hate my job. Ms Greenwood is worried that Rich Whelohff has been saying mean things about her on a forum both of them frequent. It’s my job to hack into the Rick Whelohff’s computer to set things straight. Ugh!
You can’t expect your first job to be worthy of prime time new! Baby step Roxie!
Just let me vent for a bit ok?! I had my hopes up…
Back to the library I went and because of my superior logic skills I was able to hack into his account no problem.
Weird Child: Hey Ms. Lady whaaaaatcha dooooing????
Roxie: I’m busy working shouldn’t you….OMG you poor child did some one attack you with scissors? Look at your hair! Here’s my card if you need any help I’ll be on the case!
Uhm Roxie by the way that kid just ran off crying I think his hair was SUPPOSED to look that way
Ohh…too late now.. I’m not proud of myself, but I went online and called Mr. Whelohff a “noopen poopen,” which is apparently something really mean in some online circles. Nevertheless I went to tell Ms. Greenwood the job was done.
Ms Greenwood gasped when I mentioned I used the term “noopen poopen.” Apparently I used too much force in this forum skirmish. Nevertheless Holly Greenwood is pleased and I got paid. CASED CLOSED.
Yay! $650 in your pocket! You’re on your way to buying that laptop you keep rolling wishes for! Now how about we go out in town and find you a husband to help you make sim babies!
GASPS! Do you know what sim babies can do to me? They’ll ruin my girlish figure, and slow down my progress at work. How can I do a stake-out with screaming toddlers?
Ok ok the babies can wait but you WILL provide a heir whether from your womb or through adoption.
After all that hard work I decided to go home and make a salad since that was all I know how to make. Which is another reason why I’m not ready for sim babies.
Full and content with life I went to sleep with high hopes of achieving my dreams.
